Michael Florip

This mans is trash at shoot dance and he looks hella fruity
Also has no muscle.
Chucks up 3's.

Dude. Stop being a Michael Florip!

by bigballerzo April 3, 2018

Michael Jordan!

When you palm the fuck outta someone’s big ass forehead

Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand

by hxtlne August 28, 2018

Michayla

A thicc girl, smart, and beautiful. She complains a lot but enjoys the small things in life. She strives to make others happy even if people shit on her. She is strong and whole hearted. Always have a Michayla in your life they are great.

Damn that Michayla girl is a whole jawn
My bestie is a Michayla

Everyone needs a Michayla in their life

by Woahwoah November 18, 2018

Michael Robinson

on jah brooks best vsco girl u will ever meet sksks he sksks down lane 4 in the olympics

prob future Michael phelps but Michaels cooler than phelps
also in love w Julianna

Michael robinson is such a vsco gal

by minhye park December 25, 2019

Michael Masi

A situation where no matter what decision is made, the outcome shall be unfavorable for the decision maker

"Oh dear, that's a real Michael Masi you have there"

by SaveTheFlurken May 1, 2022

Pulling a Michael

Abruptly leaving in the middle of a conversation and making a random noise right before you leave.

Person 1: Hey what do you want to do-
Person 2: POOOOOOOF (Leaves)
Person 1: Great, he was Pulling a Michael

by Themadglitcher June 8, 2018

Michael Kelso

The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.

Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!

by I don't care, I'm a punk March 31, 2010