mass lad

anyone and anything can be described as a mass lad as long as the audience is severly chonged

mass lad1: pass us the billy
mass lad2: massssssssss lad!
mass lad1: ummmmmmm mass lad?
mass lad3: massssssssssssssssssssssssssss lad
mass lad 1,2,3: maaaaaaaaaasssssssssss laaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!

by looseunit June 30, 2008

mass sadist

A masochistic sadist that can only be verbally annoyed and basically invincible to emotional abuse
If you meet this type of person please run away
They can be very obsessive to love to so try not to be too attractive
If you need tips look for a video where someone who used to be addicted to children teaches us how to make children less attractive

Enzo: Guys run it's a mass sadist.
Nathan: He's basically invincible to emotional manipulation, we are so screwed

by lunchylunchy !! November 16, 2021

mass comf

Used to refer to something that is extremely comfortable, or pleasurable.

This new lazy boy chair is mass comf, for sure.

by brightandblonde September 25, 2011

dangling mass

The large mass of fat that develops in the taint of heavily overweight people that, when at full growth potential, can be impressively larger, or sometimes mistaken for ones member. Especially while wearing a spandex one piece dancing to Beyonce.

Did you see that guys dangling mass flopping around while he danced to Beyonce?

by RustyMidgetLeader777 December 1, 2016

E MASS

when you cant tink of anything just say BIG E MASS

Umm.. E MASS.

by e mass December 7, 2020

Mass-mini

Mass-mini means you are a mix between both feminine traits (mini) and masculine traits (Mass). But still keeping your original pronouns. Ex- He, Him, His, She, Her, Hers, They, Them.

Rebecca always wore outfits like flannel and boy clothing, she was strong too! She hung out with the guys as well. However she acts so much like a girly girl that I forget about the whole boy clothing thing. She wears make-up, dresses somedays, and high heels! She must be Mass-mini.

by Rooane September 28, 2019

Stu mass

When a person is giving someone the stu

“Wow stu mass”

by The Dictionary of Bowdy May 25, 2020