boner massage 

When someone, male or female, gives a male a handjob.

Dude, Jill gave me the best boner massage.

boner massage by Real nigga boss June 1, 2014

greek foot massage  

when receiving a foot massage the massuesse flips you over and forcibly shoves there thumb up your rectum

freind :how was the massage

victim :good till i found out it was a "greek foot massage "

greek foot massage by lulzilla October 21, 2008

swedish massage 

another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.

if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.

swedish massage by International Bad Boy August 22, 2004

Kentucky back massage 

When you have anal and jizz all over your partners back and rub your balls on their back and the jizz speads around their back

Burke: i just had Kentucky back massage.
Carlie: whats that?
Burke:Here I will show you!
Carlie:Okay(takes off clothes)
Burke:( Jizzes on carlies back and spreads it around with his balls)
Carlie: that felt good

Kentucky back massage by The unkn0wn May 28, 2012

Greek Massage 

Massage is the practice of soft tissue manipulation with physical, functional, and in some cases psychological purposes and goals. But a Greek massage specifically implies spitting on the persons back as the main source of stimuli.

Patron: "Sir, may I please have one Greek Massage?"

Masseur: "Surely, how much spit?"

Patron: "moderate to heavy!"

Greek Massage by PineappleUndertheSea March 10, 2009

esalen massage 

Located in Big Sur, California, the Esalen Institute has become synonymous with fantastic, relaxing massage and bodywork. Esalen massage is characterized by a personal approach, including the use of intuition, long strokes, integration of multiple modalities and in the process creating a tapestry of structured touch that many people believe to be the greatest form of bodywork on earth. Listen to Michael Benghiat music in the esalen massage DVD.

After Carla won the competition for the new advertising account, she was hit by another car on the way home. Feeling stressed-out, she called up Tom and scheduled an esalen massage for the next morning. The next day, after her esalen massage, she called her friend Emily and said, you've got to have an esalen massage -- it's the greatest thing I've ever done for myself.

esalen massage by john5535meaders March 19, 2007

voice massage 

1. Service offered at lesser cost by happy end massage parlours. It involves not laying a finger on the client but giving him instructions (vocally) about how to massage himself. Particularly in Helsinki, Finland.

2. Massage of the throat whilst singing a tune.

Mister no want happy end? Mister want voice massage?

voice massage by Megapussi December 19, 2008