san quentin massage

Anal penetration. Good old prison rape.

Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.

by bramchari June 4, 2017

Australian Face Massage

A punch in the face. To give someone an Australian face massage is to punch them in the face.

“If he’s not careful he’s going to be getting an Australian face massage”

by littlechef69 January 3, 2019

verbal ball massage

Verb

Definition: To be overly kind to a person just because you work with them.

Tyson is really good at giving verbal ball massage, made them feel all sorts of happy even though they just pushed up our deadline to tomorrow

by Snuffi August 23, 2022

Pumpkin Spice Massage

A type of massage that only trendy assholes have done.

See that Hipster? He just came back from getting a Pumpkin Spice Massage.

by andyiskindofcool November 26, 2014

Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023

full body massage

when your whole body be get massaged

Phoebe axed John for the full body massage.

by GeBo November 6, 2004

Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006