Marry Min Day

July 1st marks this special day. Min is a very special lady who needs all the love and respect in the world. Even if the marriage is gay it’s okay today

“Wow I’m so glad it’s Marry Min Day, I can’t want to be with her forever

by Wendingo June 30, 2022

Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

married rat

An ugly girl otherwise known as Marriott.

Married rat ruins everything.

by Rihannatheetaper November 22, 2021

Married

To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.

Hym "Yeah, I don't really want to be married though..."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2024