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To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.
Hym "Yeah, I don't really want to be married though..."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2024
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Marry Min Day

July 1st marks this special day. Min is a very special lady who needs all the love and respect in the world. Even if the marriage is gay it’s okay today
“Wow I’m so glad it’s Marry Min Day, I can’t want to be with her forever
by Wendingo June 30, 2022
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Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe

Lex's boyfriend who is super hot and sexy
Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe is a good word to use
by Alexus_thefurry July 29, 2024
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Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019
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