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Married

To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.
Hym "Yeah, I don't really want to be married though..."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2024
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Mexican Married

With your partner as a marriage but without paperwork (legally)
Angie and Tommy have been together for 5 years, they’re Mexican married.
by MPTC1996 March 26, 2024
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Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.
"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"
by kermitjuice November 3, 2021
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