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Boyys marry weirooooooooooooooos

Boyys marry weirooooooooooooooos
by OOF i just died May 3, 2021
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Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019
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Married

To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.
Hym "Yeah, I don't really want to be married though..."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2024
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Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.
"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"
by kermitjuice November 3, 2021
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