voluntary mandatory

Anything needed to be done is voluntary but becomes mandatory if you want to do something else.

Vaccinations for Covid are voluntary but if you wish to be employed, it is voluntary mandatory that you have to be vaccinated.

by bevanpayne September 29, 2021

UNTRESPASS MANDATORY SHIT INITIATION

GET NAKED and DOO everything with SHIT that is MANDATORY.

SHIT ON A PLATE , SMELL THE SHIT, PLAY WITH THE SHIT , EAT THE SHIT , SMEAR THE SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BODY, SHIT MORE AND EAT THAT SHIT AND DRY THE SHIT OUT BY WALKING AROUND THEN TAKE A SHIT BATH BY SHITTING IN THE BATHTUB AND GROVELING IN THE SHIT IS THE UNTRESPASS MANDATORY SHIT INITIATION.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 22, 2022

Court mandate law 9.54

THOU SHALL MOT STARVETH THY ISAAC OF THE CAT

Man you didn’t hear about court mandate law 9.54?

by Pukini March 7, 2022

Unsupported mandate

unsupported mandate: noun. A situation wherein anyone in an administrative / governmental position requires a school by law to meet the needs of students and caregivers without providing solutions, guidance, resources, and consequences for student and/or caregiver noncompliance.

State Department of Education to school districts: You must identify and address the mental health needs of the students in your schools.

School district: So, you’re going to help us when students are violent, suicidal, or dealing with trauma and families refuse seek services?

State Department of Education: Absolutely not! This is an unsupported mandate.

by GotAdventure27 November 28, 2023

Heavy Manatee

A large fat rich man

I have to make sure I do good tonight or those Heavy Manatees won't donate to our fundraiser

by Lordlordingson May 22, 2024

soft maneater

Like a traditional maneater, but instead of chewing men up and spitting them out, a “soft maneater” will go back for seconds or maybe even left overs.

She’s a soft maneater, she’s gonna go on a date first.

by softmaneater January 10, 2025

State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop

Media clearly made by Hollywood or some other big budget execs pushing democrat talking points, usually against guns. Example being most cop shows, where officers are portrayed as the only ones competent with guns and civilians with guns are portrayed as trigger-happy gun nuts.

“Are those high capacity double barrel magazine extended clips, allowing you to fire a bigger bullet? You know assault weapons are illegal in Commiefornia, right?”

“Actually assault weapon is a very loose term, usually used by anti-gun people applied to any big black rifle to fear monger against guns. This is some State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop (totally low-key name drop)”

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th July 15, 2025