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Wiener magnets

Eyes. One who cannot help themselves from looking at a guys crotch.
Jacob's wiener magnets are focused on my dick
by Rotten_666 September 18, 2017
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Mormon Magnet

A man that only Mormon women are attracted to.
'Bro, did you hear about Matt Cesnik? He just got asked out by another Mormon'
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."
by Thomas Golding September 14, 2012
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cancer magnets

The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.
Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.
by Caustirical October 20, 2018
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Dutch Magnet

To be attractive towards those intrested in sexual activities involving excretion.
"I keep getting invites to go to poo parties; i'm a total dutch magnet."
by Issybees June 12, 2014
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Nag Magnet

noun
INFORMAL

1. Affectionate slang for someone who needs constant nagging, typically a teenager, or an adult who refuses to grow up.

2. A kick-ass garage rock band from Wanaka, New Zealand, with balls bigger than King Kong’s.
1. "I love you dude, but oh my god, you are such a nag magnet"

2. "Holy shit, did you see the Nag Magnet show last night? They were totally epic!"
by Ol' Ticklefingers August 30, 2021
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coffin magnet

Someone or something so potentially dangerous that the likely to result of coming into contact or being near is the death of person(s) around them/it
"So I've got to risk my life protecting this Coffin Magnet over here?"
by broomdj December 21, 2017
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brass magnet

An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-
"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*
by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016
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