Muscles Megurt

A term used to make fun of someone who is trying to show off their strength, but is weak.

C'mon Muscles Megurt, lift that 90 weight!

by Electric Oatmeal Cookie October 2, 2017

Pudge Muscle

Biceps or Abs that look very impressive but when you touch them they are very soft and squishy

Person 1: wow your arms look really nice... *feels*... oh its only pudge muscle
Person 2:....... Shut up :(

by T.T.P February 26, 2010

hoe muscle

when you sex a lot, you're working your hoe muscle.

a hoe muscle is gender neutral.

you can work your hoe muscle in a bed, on a couch, on the floor, etc.

You wouldn't traditionally work your hoe muscle at the gym, but you can.

Damn, do you see that fine piece of ass? I'd work my hoe muscle for that!

That chick did Tom, Dick and Harry, she givin' her hoe muscle a work out!

by nisee January 25, 2013

Muscle Sucker

1. Domestically speaking, somebody who is not from the location where they currently live; A transplant.

2. Somebody who moved to the location they live in, as opposed to growing up there, especially in a smaller or coastal town. As heard in the film "City Island".

He's a muscle sucker, only been here for a couple years. Couldn't possibly have known she was your sister.

by zebulondak March 8, 2017

Muscle Bang

The mixture of Muscle Milk and Bang. Used for pre and post-workout. Typically consumed between sets

Bro slam that muscle bang so you can get swol of this pump

by Big_d18 December 13, 2020

muscle pack

High quality marijuana. Predominantly kush and purp. Strong Weed.

" Im high as the clouds right now. I been smoking on that muscle pack from Cali."

by Bo Factz October 17, 2014

butthole muscle

An unintelligent moron, can also be used to refer to an annoying dimwit that is uninformed on a particular subject or topic.

I tried discussing the economy with him, but he was being a real butthole muscle about it.

by Sergeant Dornan September 15, 2015