miss jordan

THE world biggest sexest cunt the world has ever seen she has tiny tits too

Miss Jordan is a sexest cunt

by Penis suck February 16, 2018

Miss Pauling

The purple clad assistant working under the supervision of The Administrator (TF2). She is over-worked, only being given one day of a year, and is a popular subject to The Scout's flirtation.

Saxton Hale refers to her as "Helen's Bidwell", referencing his own assistant and the P.R. manager of Mann Co.

"Right, um. We've actually met. Every week for... for the last year. My name's Miss Pauling? I- Nevermind."

~Miss Pauling to Saxton Hale, "The Contact" TF2 comic

"I did write down a last wish. I would like to get a date with... Miss Pauling."

~Scout to Spy, "Expiration Date"

by peachmagpie April 19, 2017

Miss Dearest

A word or nickname to call your significant other to mean the most precious and prettiest think known to any human on the earth

I love you miss dearest you are my everything

by Satskidagreat January 24, 2021

Megan Is Missing

A "traumatizing" movie about young Megan and her best friend, Amy Herman, getting kidnapped and tortured by a man who's named "Josh" styled as an actual police case. IF you're sensitive to gore imagery, please stop watching when the words 'Photo #1' is displayed on the screen.

Person 1: Holy shit, Megan is Missing was so terrifying.
Person 2: I don't even know what happened, I clicked off after Photo #1 was on the screen.
Person 1: Good for you.

by bunnyhrt January 23, 2022

Miss Liddel

Miss Liddel is one of the most scariest principals there is. When you see her walk down the corridor towards you, she is usually staring straight at you, or sometimes she isn't. But either way, you better run (or maybe speed walk. Rule number 1: No running inside) away as fast as you can, and be sure to warn other students in her path.

Merry mother of Satan! Miss Liddel is coming!

Watch out for Miss Liddel! She's watching you...

No!! Miss Liddel!! Please!! I beg you!! Nooooooooooooo.... bleh (dead).

by Josephi Krakowski May 31, 2018

Miss Jones

Polite southern way of saying you have to release a big poo.

I need to go see Miss Jones before I fill my pants!

by Bootybandit99 November 22, 2016

Miss Robinson

She is the fittest person you will ever meet. Her breath smells so peng, her hair is on point and she is great with kids. You will definitely want her as your teacher. Everyone has a crush on her!

Have you seen Miss Robinson ?

Yeah she’s so sexy !

by horsesintheback47 June 24, 2019