Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022

lung javelin

a tobacco cigarette

fancy a quick lung javelin?

shall we go for a lung javelin

by the shareholders December 28, 2020

Lung Booger

When you cough up something that could have come out of your nose.

"Your Lung Booger landed on my phone and dialled your Mom, as her number was on my screen, because we spoke recently. I can see from the call history that she heard most of it, but I am not sure if she hung up before or after the Goat.

by Mun Ki Tron December 24, 2018

Lung Aids

Slang for COVID-19 respiratory illness and any variant by the SARS-CoV-2 virus.

"Oh bro, did you hear Jerry just got fucked up by the Covid?!" Yeah, I don't know if he is gonna survive the Lung Aids."

by Insolence1sBliss December 13, 2021

among lung

A terminal lung disease characterized by excessive laughter followed by sudden death. It occurs after someone sees any object resembling sussy baka imposter, causing them to die of ligma

steve: help I have among lung
Ben Shapiro : amogus
steve: *fucking dies*

by among_sussy August 2, 2021

Iron Lung

A man with the capability to smoke joint after joint

"Dude, I've got a bruised lung after smoking with Jorden "Iron Lung" Collins"

by Akuji September 16, 2015

Tight lung

When you take a rancid hit out of a water pipe and experience instant wheezing.

Somebody passed me the bong with a dirty mid-grade buffalo fart in it and I instantly got tight lung.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010