Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.

Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker

by Prangutan January 17, 2021

Nog logged

When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.

I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.

by anonymous November 16, 2021

one-legged

When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above

-How’d you sleep last night?

-One-legged!

by prisky April 11, 2022

who lagged back

a certain fellow just lagged back. do you know who?

“didnt vitaaal say that one thing about who lagged back”

by bwepis April 27, 2022

7 legged spider

Is a spider with 7 legs 2 fangs and 8 eyes also shoots webs from its butt hole where else would it shoot web from

Fuxk moi is that a 7 legged spider

by Siri_bob June 7, 2022

Slang lagged

When someone's slang is 5 years behind and if they encounter modern slang they will proceed to misuse it and as often as possible. Usually found in sheltered/homeschooled kids, but not always.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Kevin? He was flossing and get this, he thought he was being cool!"
Person 2: "Rip bozo so slang lagged"

by BanHydrogenDioxide August 24, 2022

Sesh-lagged

The exhaustion you feel when it takes longer than a day to recover from a big night on the booze.

"I am so tired. I'm absolutely sesh-lagged from the weekend."

by Welsh Rump January 3, 2023