A woman who is into women, or maybe a trannie who is into women, or maybe trannie into other trannies, or mabye a transgender who is into... oh who cares!
The LGBT club is hating on me because I told them that I, a male, am a lesbian. According to my polyamorous transgendered sadomasochistic friend, that is a step too far!
by zinniajonesfan August 18, 2011
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Basically, women who are attracted to women in a sexual way. Lesbians can be broken into two groups, the "good" type of lesbian, and the "bad" type of lesbian. The two groups are defined as follows:
1. The "good" sort of lesbians are the cute ones featured on websites around the world. Well-groomed and babelicious, these lesbians look fantastic smeared in baby oil, jelly, cream, etc, and don't view men as exploitative bastards who should all be castrated and then choked to death with their severed naughty bits.
2. The "bad" sort of lesbian, i.e. any chick who likes her vice versa and isn't prepared to put on some sort of floor show for the lads. Included in this group are the lesbians who would do a floor show if asked, but are never asked to do so because most guys don't want their eyeballs seared out of their heads by the sight of something resembling Jabba the Hut raping a walrus. Also belonging to this group is your average university feminist who is a lesbian not so much because she is attracted to women, but rather because she's so fucked up that she thinks that all men are just vicious animals who would rape you as soon as look at you. This group tend to have crew cuts and huge Doc Martin boots, and usually belong to some feminist/socialist/fruitcake organisation(s).
1. The "good" sort of lesbians are the cute ones featured on websites around the world. Well-groomed and babelicious, these lesbians look fantastic smeared in baby oil, jelly, cream, etc, and don't view men as exploitative bastards who should all be castrated and then choked to death with their severed naughty bits.
2. The "bad" sort of lesbian, i.e. any chick who likes her vice versa and isn't prepared to put on some sort of floor show for the lads. Included in this group are the lesbians who would do a floor show if asked, but are never asked to do so because most guys don't want their eyeballs seared out of their heads by the sight of something resembling Jabba the Hut raping a walrus. Also belonging to this group is your average university feminist who is a lesbian not so much because she is attracted to women, but rather because she's so fucked up that she thinks that all men are just vicious animals who would rape you as soon as look at you. This group tend to have crew cuts and huge Doc Martin boots, and usually belong to some feminist/socialist/fruitcake organisation(s).
Person A: Man, I saw the cutest lesbian chicks on suicidegirls.com last night. They were the goods!
Person B: Better than the ones I saw in the bar last night. Man, I was feeling really intimidated until some Japanese guy harpooned them and dragged them outside.
Lesbian 1: Hey, let's do the decent thing and put on a floor show for those guys over there.
Lesbian 2: But we aren't very attractive...
Lesbian 1: That doesn't matter, I just want the attention.
Watching Guy: Argggghhhh! My eyes! My eyes!
Chick: Men are just sexist, exploitative pigs who have spent recorded history suppressing women.
Guy : I didn't know you were a lesbian.
Chick: That's because you're an insensitive asshole!
Guy : Any chance of a floor show?
Person B: Better than the ones I saw in the bar last night. Man, I was feeling really intimidated until some Japanese guy harpooned them and dragged them outside.
Lesbian 1: Hey, let's do the decent thing and put on a floor show for those guys over there.
Lesbian 2: But we aren't very attractive...
Lesbian 1: That doesn't matter, I just want the attention.
Watching Guy: Argggghhhh! My eyes! My eyes!
Chick: Men are just sexist, exploitative pigs who have spent recorded history suppressing women.
Guy : I didn't know you were a lesbian.
Chick: That's because you're an insensitive asshole!
Guy : Any chance of a floor show?
by Big Bad Mark January 2, 2007
Get the Lesbian mug.A non-man that is attracted to non-men only. ( Non-binary people and other non-men can still be lesbians)
by Swaggy hoe May 27, 2021
Get the Lesbian mug.A women that is SEXUALLY MENTALLY EMOTIONALLY and PHYSICALLY attractive to women ONLY . They are NOT and will NEVER be attracted to MEN nor need one Arabs there DICK. They DONT need dick or will never be turn on by them or need them in there life time. There sexuality will never be questioned because they are not Bi , nor Bi Curious It’s a major difference.
Lucy : why is Chad talking to me like if I want him
Chad: Hey you wanna out with me
Lucy: How many times I told you that I’m lesbian I DONT need DICK and I’m not attractive to MEN
Chad: I..I’m sorry you just look straight
Carly(Lucy friend ) :Leave her the fuck alone Tf BYE FELICIA!
Lucy: Men discuss me they feel that women no matter there sexual orientation will always be attracted to them it’s homophobic and Eww disgusting.
Chad: Hey you wanna out with me
Lucy: How many times I told you that I’m lesbian I DONT need DICK and I’m not attractive to MEN
Chad: I..I’m sorry you just look straight
Carly(Lucy friend ) :Leave her the fuck alone Tf BYE FELICIA!
Lucy: Men discuss me they feel that women no matter there sexual orientation will always be attracted to them it’s homophobic and Eww disgusting.
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Jack: Exactly, I’m not a man attracted to to other people who aren’t men, therefore I am a lesbian.
Jack: Exactly, I’m not a man attracted to to other people who aren’t men, therefore I am a lesbian.
by Inaneblackgirl October 2, 2021
Get the Lesbian mug.(The real def) a non man attracted to only non men. People who can be lesbian includes: enbys women trans women gender fluid peeps gender neutral peeps anyone who doesn't identify as a man, including people with he/him pronouns can be lesbian if they are not men.
The people who cannot be lesbian includes: men.
The people who cannot be lesbian includes: men.
Person A: I think I'm lesbian
Person B: b-b-b-but y-you-you use he/him
Person A: I'm nonbinary you dumbass bitch fuck tard umpa lumps looking ass bitch stay the fuck out of my way you intolerant shut bag
Person B: well sorry
Person A: good now die because I don't want to breath the same air as me anymore thank you
Person B: b-b-b-but y-you-you use he/him
Person A: I'm nonbinary you dumbass bitch fuck tard umpa lumps looking ass bitch stay the fuck out of my way you intolerant shut bag
Person B: well sorry
Person A: good now die because I don't want to breath the same air as me anymore thank you
by That_Trans_Guy_Denki March 27, 2022
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