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John Lennon

1. Sexiest man in history, as well as the sexiest man there will ever be.
2. "Founder", you could say, of the Beatles.
3. Bigger than Jesus, as are the other three Beatles, too.
4. Definitely cuter than Paul. (In reference to V.S. Eliot's entry on John Lennon.)
5. Too good for Yoko.
Why does everyone think Paul is like, super adorable? (Well, he is, but I don't think he's cuter than say, Ringo and John.) I think John Lennon is cuter than Paul McCartney! I mean, Paul is a very close second, but Johnny's SO SUPER CUTE! As well as effin' sexy.
by Mrs. Lennon April 13, 2009
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lebron

someone who quits on you when you really need them, then move on to something better
girl1: Girl I don't see how you stay calm after he lebron you like that.
girl2: It dont matter, i guess he was to good, sometimes you have to let them go.
by jayboomboom July 11, 2010
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John lennon

The self proclaimed 'King of Hippies' according to Cartman.
"Are you telling us that this book is filthy, inappropriate and made a guy shoot the king of hippies? Can we read it right now?"
-Cartman talking about the catcher in the rye and John Lennon
by S.McBoogerBalls July 8, 2010
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lebron

a male model of the black, and very often gay, variety. the look of blue steel in front of the camera that garners a gay male model so much fame. a roomate who you're not quite sure if he will come outa the closet even though he has a fat crush on his other roomate smithers.
That black guy over there is way too into his looks; he's such a lebron.
by wardeezy June 6, 2006
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Lennon

King of the Hippies!

Someone is a Lennon - he is more than just a hippie, he is behaving like King Of The Hippies!
Winston is so relaxed right now - he is behaving like a Lennon...
by WaZza 007 May 9, 2011
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Lebrongo

the inability to perform when it matters most.
I was so close to hooking up with Kelly, but I pulled a Lebrongo
by Back to Beantown June 13, 2011
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LeBron James

1. The most overrated nba player EVER.

2. Before even his first season, idiots were comparing him to Michael Jordan.

3. Lebron James couldn't make jump shot if his life depended on it. All he does is take VERY close shots, lay-ups, and dunks (which can explain his rather high FG%). Ranked #8 in turnovers-per-game, but nobody wants to mention that...

4. Dwayne Wade is 100x better than LeBron James, yet he isn't overrated (what's up with that?)

5. Only averages 25 ppg because the Cavs lack a TRUE second scorer (notice how he only averaged a pitiful 16 ppg when Ricky Davis was on the team)

6. Give him 4 more seasons, THEN we can compare him to the legend known as Michael Jordan. But really, LeBron James was being compared to Michael BEFORE HE EVEN ENTERED THE LEAGUE. That's both disrespectful to Michael and ignorant.

7. Wannabe MVP of the year... pfft, if that happens, I'll stop watching NBA. If anybody deserves to be MVP of the year, it's Steve Nash.

8. Had a baby out of wed-lock.. nobody likes to mention that. Watch people, a couple years from now, he'll either be a Penny Hardaway or a Kobe Bryant.

9. Often referred to as King James by his fanboys.

10. ESPN is full of gays who are obsessed with "King James". Leave it to ESPN and you'll be convinced that LeBron James will average 30 ppg, 15 rpg, 20 apg, 10 spg, and 10 bpg.

11. Comes up with excuses not to particpate in the Slam Dunk contest because he knows he'll be overhyped and when he'll be embarrassed when the other participants show him out with their amazing dunks.
Don't believe the hype.

We all know that LeBron James pays people millions of dollars to kiss his ass.
by ssj marik February 18, 2005
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