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lacrosse

A sport that is played only by women in the UK, which has no contact in it at all. When played in the US by males, it is a hardcore game where anything goes. Anyone who says that lax sucks b/c it is played by pussies in the UK is stupid. Real men play lax in the US, English people have bad teeth. It takes heart, hustle, blood, sweat and stamina to play this game. It makes baseball look like an old folks home. A baseball game will take about 2 to 3 hours and 4 or 5 guys will have run 90 feet or so. In a lax game, after 5 minutes, everyone has already sprinted up and down the field 3 or 4 times.
UK boy - lacrosse is played by little girls in the UK

US boy - lacrosse is different in the US. We actually hit each other. Get some braces
by Laxpimp114 March 28, 2005
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lardon

An erection facilitated by the arousal over a fat chick.
I know it's weird but for some reason that fat chick over there is giving me a major lardon.
by Kilgor Trout December 30, 2009
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lacrosse

A freaking sweet sport. It's for the athletic players who are looking for something more exciting than baseball, not trying to put down baseball in any way. Dominated by the East Coast, although it's starting to spread out in California and Colorado. A predominantly white sport, but as it spreads people of all races are beginning to start playing.
Typical Baseball Player: OMFGZOR LACROSSE IS GAY!
Typical Lacrosse Player: OMFGZOR BASEBALL IS GAY!

And this accomplishes...?
by eMachine August 14, 2006
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lacrosse

The fastest sport on two feet.
My boyfriend is the 3rd best lacrosse goalie in the state.
by Katey November 27, 2004
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lacrosse vs. baseball

An argument between baseball and lacrosse players. Generally decided by questions regarding, Which sport takes more skill? Which sport takes more coordination?

Generally not decided by: which game is more rad? Which game depends more on your hairstyle or your sick flow?

The argument is thus usually won by baseball players. Because as a general rule, all lacrosse players started out playing baseball, failed miserably and started playing lacrosse. No baseball players have ever played lacrosse...because they never needed to play lacrosse...because they were good at baseball in the first place.
lacrosse vs. baseball

BP: Why dont you play baseball?
LP: Because I couldn't hit a baseball in little league.
BP: Oh, that sucks.
LP: Why don't you try playing the sickest game on two feet?
BP: What's that?
LP: Lacrosse Broseph!!!
BP: Um, I don't need to. I'm good at baseball.
LP: Oh. Have fun doing what I can't do.
by OleMiss March 10, 2008
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lacrosstitute

female(s) who sleep with everyone on the lacrosse team.
My college is so small you can spot a lacrosstitute from across campus.
by veo grande May 26, 2010
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Lacrosse Practice

An all male orgy.
I hope I don't get AIDS at lacrosse practice later.
by El Vipiro February 18, 2017
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