These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.
by John December 5, 2004

So basically, Landon is a 4-12 school that plays in the IAC for athletics. They try to compete with superior schools like Georgetown Prep and Gonzaga but fail miserably. Landon is known as a homosexual school, for rich people. Landon kids think they are from the hood when in reality their parents go to 3 country clubs, own 6 cars and live in a 20 million dollar mansion. Landon kids are also known for beating and abusing women, they also think it is okay to do that. Overall, if you go to landon your future is going to be in prison or working as a low level accountant that makes less than minimum wage.
by Duvraj Alahamine June 4, 2020

A landon guy is a young gentleman, usually an aspiring fauxmo, hoping to get a role in the newest bromance blockbuster of the summer.
Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!
by Moriae December 6, 2006

gay fag, who cannot get a girl to save his life!!! Bullis guys are so much better! They are the shit!
by Bullis Guys are hot March 17, 2005

Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.
by bingo6924 January 29, 2022

when landons dick grows and poks a hole in his jeans which splits his dick and half with all the pee and cun spolling
by landons dick May 9, 2018
