Lamp-post

- a bitch that has blonde hair that represents the bulb

- Something most people dont care about but is always around

- always covered in some sort of shit

-Ill treated so looks horrid
Lamp-post - Sketty blonde tramp that's got fucked up makeup
by DCthemakerofthelamppost June 16, 2011
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Lamp The Stinker

A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'
" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "
by John Gaskell April 01, 2004
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Lamped

Not wanting to be seen.

Avoiding being caught in a place you don’t wanna be seen in

Seen where you shouldn’t be
you don’t wanna get lamped
Not wanting to be seen.

“Don’t take that road man you don’t wanna get lamped”!
by The Real Smellyface September 01, 2018
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genie lamp

rub my genie lamp for your own pleasure.
by like a mofo January 21, 2012
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lamp out

1. To smoke large quanitites of pot numerous times in a row. Generally applied when you are trying to stay high for the entire day.
2. To get stoned
"hey man whutch you doin today?" "yo nothin man just lampin out, my classes got cancled."

hey man spark that L and lets lamp out

get lamped out

and in its simplest form: "lamp out"
by sherLocke November 04, 2005
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lamp lover

a person who has a inhuman love for an object that produces light, otherwise known as a lamp.
"i <3 lamp"
"dude shut up, lamp <3's me."
"can't we both just be lamp lovers together..."
by slingatanga April 19, 2008
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lamp shade

Same principal as a teabag (To lower your body as to dip the testicles into an other's mouth)...

Only the teabagger is wearing a kilt.
Lamp Shade

How was Mike's wedding?

Pretty good I think. I can't remember much after lampshading the bridesmaid.
by dogpish July 28, 2010
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