ad lag

Noun. The internet lag one experiences from too many advertisements. Usually a consequence of visiting adult, free streaming, etc sites without ad blockers and/or adware/malware/virus infection.

"I tried to juice my root chakra but all the ad lag ruined my nut sauce recipe! P.S. you might wanna Malwarebytes your PC. I wasn't patient zero but I def didn't quarantine my dick sneeze if you know what I mean."

by DatNguh19 October 16, 2020

Hill lag

While playing a mmorpg and trying to control a hill or high ground for strategic advantage, the game lags and you are taken out by a head shot and or energy sword.

God damn you Leroy and your hill lag.

I gotta stop leeching off my neighbors wireless, this hill lag is really fucking me, I need to move out of my parents basement.

by 95camry4life January 22, 2013

Disney lag

when you are exausted after a day at Disneyland.

dude, I slept like 20 hours after we went to Disneyland. It was a total case of Disney lag.

by superbadedgar March 20, 2011

bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.

Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.

by Tommyt August 12, 2012

Lag Nag

An individuation who repeatedly blames poor gaming performance on their internet connection.

Lag, lag, lag; that's all I hear from you. The fattest pipe in the world won't make up for the fact you're a noob. So quit your belly aching you lag nag.

by hectorreborn May 11, 2012

Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.

On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.

by The Car Passing You February 26, 2010

Lag child

Lag Child (noun): A term used in online gaming to describe a player who benefits from lag without realizing it, and believes their success is due to their skill rather than the advantage provided by the lag. This player is often oblivious to the fact that their internet connection is causing them to have an advantage over their opponents, and may deny using it to gain an advantage. The term is often used to describe players who may not intentionally cheat but still benefit from a poor internet connection. However, it is important to note that having an advantage from lag in online gaming is still considered unfair and can ruin the experience for other players. A "lag child" is not an honorable or respectable player, and their behavior is often seen as dishonest and disrespectful to other players.

Person 1: "Did you see that player in the last match? They kept dodging all my attacks, but I couldn't seem to land a hit on them!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."

by Experiences44 April 6, 2023