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Lag Vest

A term used to describe the protection a player receives from a shit connection.
“Fuck, I’m down. Careful he’s got a Lag Vest.”
“He ate like 10 shots what the fuck.”
“He’s got a Lag Vest don’t worry.”
Holy shit I should be dead, thank god for my Lag Vest.”
by TheRedAngel September 1, 2019
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reverse lag

Reverse lag is when a computer or other device is so fast that events happens BEFORE you command it to do so. It's essentially the opposite of lag. It's a concept that is not physically possible with today's technology.
"I hate running games on my computer, the reverse lag is horrible. I should of gotten a slower computer."
by fmanuswa November 26, 2013
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food lag

Like the jet lag but speaking of food, when your food time habits are delayed compared to your social environment.
-Dude, are you dinning right now? It's like 2:00 AM !
-Yes I know, stuck in food lag...."
by satch_mo February 26, 2017
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Job- Lagged

When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.
Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"

customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"
by politicallyuncompromising November 13, 2010
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Movie lag

When after watching a movie, particularly a scary one. you will think about how scary the movie was or the scary Parts of the movie

Symptoms include paranoia, afraid to go sleep, feeling like your hearing sounds, all the lights on in the house, not wanting to be alone especially at night. Usually last about a week or until the person has gotten over the movie
Girl why you got all the lights on in the house ?

Because there might be a ghost in the dark

Girl you got movie lag
by Raven Marvie April 27, 2019
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club lag

A deliberate change of sleep pattern with the intention to shift one's peak energy level toward nocturnal activities. Experienced especially after several consecutive nights of drinking and dancing. Etymological origin are the words "jet lag" and to go "clubbing".
Three days after school started I still had difficulties getting up early in the morning because I was still suffering from a severe club lag.
by tGitS September 17, 2010
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Lagged ugly

When your game, PC, phone lagged so much that it's annoying but you want to swear politely.
Person 1: Bro my toaster lagged ugly
Person 2: What
by SirGeoji September 11, 2018
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