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short knocker

Adj. (short knocking, short knock)
1) In Tiger Woods Golf for the PS or XBOX, coming up unreasonably short on an easy shot.
2) Coming up short in general. (life, money, hoes, etc.)
3) Referring to ones inadequacies in the manhood department.
by cdc C-Murder September 7, 2007
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Knicker knocker peeker

A knicker knocker peeker is a sock with a hole that exposes the toe.
You should throw away that sock because you have a knicker knocker peeker.
by MC E December 31, 2011
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negro knocker

A police officer's baton. sometimes also referred to as a nigger beater
officer 1: that was cruel

officer 2: what?

officer 1: you didn't need to use your negro knocker

officer 2: well he shouldn't have opened his nigger lips

Officer 1: true
by jump the fence April 12, 2019
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knockers

Make sure you don't speed on this road, there's a lot of knockers lurking around.They'll come knockin at your door.
by ab and flo August 17, 2007
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fart knocker

A despicable person with no socially redeeming characteristics. A person who needs his arse kicked.
Bumkicker Slade gave that little fartknocker at the movie house a Melvin.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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ball knocker

When a chick is giving you head and her chin knocks into your balls causing much discomfort.
"Damn Karen sucks at blow jobs. Shes sucg a ball knocker"
by iitswhereitsat June 14, 2006
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knockered

Not actually slang for anything sexual...but it sounds like it should be, shouldn't it?

Bastardization of knackered. Sounds like knocked up.
1: I hear you were up all night last night...
2: Yeah, I was getting knockered by my girl

3: "I was knockered, then I was right knackered"

4: Knockered isn't sexual slang for anything, but it SHOULD be.

5: I'm already knackered enough as it is.
6: Knackered? Surely you mean KNOCKERED!
by CannedLizard February 10, 2004
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