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kitchen zen

The process by one methodically prepares an entire meal, cleans up, sweeps, puts away all cookware, dishes and leaves a sparkling clean kitchen-- all in a discrete period of time. It is akin to such scenes out of Disney movies where all is completed as if by magic.
It was amazing to watch her/his kitchen zen-- and the meal was fabulous!
by Dawgmum June 16, 2009
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kitchen dog

"Anybody want a beer while I'm in he--, aaahhh, kitchen dog!"
by snakemonkey February 7, 2020
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kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.
"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"
by l0lm4tt August 23, 2011
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fungus kitchen

Being an all male residence, we were surprised to awaken to the overpowering scent of her fungus kitchen. Perhaps that's why a couple of the guys switched teams.
by Robert C Reynolds October 23, 2017
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Stump kitchen

A stump kitchen is a kitchen you make in the woods with a stump. You can add any thing to your stump kitchen. You can make it look forsby by adding items from the woods to your stump kitchen
My stump kitchen is looking forsby
by Puppylover134 July 11, 2018
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kitchen cabinet

an unofficial group of advisers to a president or other chief executive, usually consisting of people who are close to them
Nothing would get done if all the Kitchen cabinet of every democracy's president got together.
by The Return of Light Joker July 31, 2011
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Soup Kitchen

A form of at lease four or more homeless individuals; pile in the backseat of a baby blue prius for a prolonged(2-3 hour orgy) until they become limb, soar, tired or just get bored
"Hey bro, today I was going to my car and I opened up the door of my backseat guess what I found yep a pretty nasty Soup Kitchen
by Dannofication May 21, 2011
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