After Kirk

The year after 2025 AD. After the passing of the prophet Charlie Kirk, the Catholic Church, after taking a lump sum of cash, decided to honor Charlie Kirk and turn the year 2026 AD into 1 AK (After Kirk). After even more money, the Catholic Church humbly decided to create hymns dedicated to Charlie Kirk; including but not limited to: We Are Charlie Kirk, How Dare They (For Charlie), and Charlie. The Catholic Church humbly, after even more money, created the KT (Kirky Testament).

Lucas: “Bro, my son was born in 1 AK (After Kirk), we are going to raise him to follow Kirktholicism.” (We gave the Catholic Church a lot of money to change their name).

by Jeffica3576 December 10, 2025

Kirking

(Verb): the act of throwing up at your friends birthday party and babycrawling to the toilet. Also eating fucking bread!

Dude, Kirkland was Kirking hard last night.

Thomas: Is he still alive?

by KATthecrew June 15, 2018

kirking bubba

in reference to the epstein emails in which donald trump allegedly gave neck/head/a blowjob (aka kirk) to bill clinton (nickname bubba)

yo u heard donnie was kirking bubba back in 2018?

by Endless Pit November 17, 2025

Kirked

Getting kirked is when you are shot in the throat from around 200 yards away.

"I don't want to get kirked at school today."

by LC3_P0 September 10, 2025

Kirk out

To succumb and finally lean left

Whilst in the thick of the debate, the opposition kirked out.

“Yo, you gonna protest this week!”
“Yea! Ima Kirk out!”

by Donkeykingg September 12, 2025

kirk

A blow job- an alternative way to say getting "neck," as Charlie Kirk was shot in the neck.

yo that kirk she gave last night was crazy

by sexafterchurch November 25, 2025

Anne Kirk

Anne kirk = before kirk. (ANK)
see also After kirk (AK)
2025 is 1 ANK

Person 1: lowkirkenuinely 2 Anne kirk is when i carry the flame

by pgflimsxd December 18, 2025