Kirby

A pink puffball that sucks up everything like a fat boy at a Golden Coral
Whoopsie daisys I seemed to have pulled a Kirby and eaten my best friend
by Fatman’s World August 14, 2020
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The perfect guy.
Consists of:
8 pack
15 inch cock
Huge balls
Pulling every girl
Perfect hair
Huge ass
Very very sexy
I wish I could find a Kirby that would love me one day
by Boner man 420 November 23, 2021
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Definition for a stupid prick from New York.
Has a dumb fucking accent you can’t understand.
Laughs at the end of his own jokes for 30 seconds plus.
Shaves his mustache with a nail clipper.

Used to be on a race team.
by LarryGianttits March 09, 2023
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Kirby; a boyman,guy,etc.. who is a bit less human than you, possibly. He mAY or mAY nOT be a bit obsessed with anime...He can act emo at times. If you have him, take him, and run. Do not forget to water, your kirby. buy a large cage just in case. If you ever end up dating a kirby, make sure he actually loves u back cuz...you never know. If you're lucky enough, you can see his angelic face in the sun(not). There is a devil hidden inside somewhere and doesn't really give a fuck about anything. The existence of a kirby is nearly very rare. Take care of your kirby.
wats ur name?

kirby.

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ok

ok.
by erikapowpow March 14, 2019
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It's hard to describe what he even is, but he's pink in color. His favorite food is tomatoes. He has the power to eat most things in sight. Despite looking cute and harmless, he once punched the ground so hard that it cracked Planet Popstar, his home planet, in half.
by elaboratescanner04 January 22, 2024
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Kirby kikkin real ass
by she said she was twelve!! September 04, 2021
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An extreme sad boi. A kirby doesn’t know how to interact with humans so instead he sends stupid memes to hide this fact. His pockets are always empty but some how always has weed. Maybe if he spent as much time on his finsta as he did at college he wouldn’t have dropped out.
Who is that guy at the end of the table not talking to anyone and laughing to himself, I bet he is a kirby
by Pizza hutt June 23, 2020
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