butt ketchup

the nickname given to bloody diarrhea

Awww! Fuck! I filled the toilet with butt ketchup again!

by Sneaky September 1, 2004

Ash Ketchum

The sexiest pokemon trainer in the world. All the sluts wanna fuck him (including myself) because he is so damn hot! The people who think Ash sucks can fucking go to hell . . .

Hey, you know that Ash Ketchum, I wanna fuck him. He's so god damn sexy.

That Ash Ketchum is always so hot, how does he keep it up?

by Ash Ketchum's girlfriend November 7, 2012

The Ketchup Song

The next Macarena.

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

ketchup

A word used in elementary school when "shut-up" is banned by the administration.

Brian: Hey Marcie, gimme some of those hot cheetos.
Marcie: Ketchup!

by Faithful Elephant November 3, 2009

Ketchup

A girl with curves, usually very hot and or nice on the eyes.

A) Psst.. dude look at that ketchup to the right..

B) You know she broke up with you, pass the ketchup!

by haier2 April 21, 2007

ketchup water

the undesirable liquid that collects inside your ketchup bottle if you leave it for a period of time.

dude: wow, these fries look great, but they'll be even better with ketchup!
*squeezes the bottle*
Fuck! Ketchup water!

by josg January 7, 2008

Ketchup dick

Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.

Also known as a KD.

This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.

A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.

A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…

A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes
That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.

Look at Chris Huntley, he is the epitome of a KETCHUP DICK!

by Sofa king kool November 4, 2017