The 10th largest city in the US in terms of population. Also it has been named "the safest big city in america" contrary to all of you oakland and sf mothafuckas who think otherwise. Also, traffic not bad for a big city and lots of parks so no smog around.
oakland/freemont person: Fuck it! This sucks Im moving to San Jose.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.
by caliplaya January 26, 2006
He gets every girl so if he's in your class, im sorry but you're outta luck cuz all the girls are focusing on him and not you. He'll fall in love with a Kianna but cheat on her with a Tanya. And he'll get Alexis a Riley.
by TheTrueDefinitionist October 11, 2019
Jose Lopez is someone who sack rides the Cowboys all day. He thinks they are dem boyz but they ain’t
by Pmoneu November 24, 2021
is a sweet, tender, mysterious Latina girl, which you think you know but it is not like that, she always gets her way and has a trick under her sleeve, she is splendid and original, she does not let herself be guided by her personality, she tries leave trace with the physical and personal style, usually loves to paint, sing, or dance and is very good at it, has very good attributes, she clings very fast to a person coming to love in a very short time which many times this become a problem, always a good counselor and you can count on her no matter what.
Maria Jose, the new girl is very friendly and talented
I think Maria Jose can help me solve this problem
I think Maria Jose can help me solve this problem
by thatcoolgirl51 February 27, 2018
One who is very passionate and loving. One who has a big cock. Sexy and will make you feel better no matter what.
by Hai1eybai1ey March 19, 2016
A Nuyorican hood legend, Artist Street hustler and fashion icon with the fur coat known to make profit out of nothing, from Queensbridge projects and celebrated in Brooklyn.
Being defined
Aye ! You got to sport the Jose Castillo shades with that coogi b!
I’m about to Jose Castillo the whole game up & make this bread
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am Castillo baby, I’ll sell water to a well
Aye ! You got to sport the Jose Castillo shades with that coogi b!
I’m about to Jose Castillo the whole game up & make this bread
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am Castillo baby, I’ll sell water to a well
by RudeBoyRanks January 13, 2020