san jose

The 10th largest city in the US in terms of population. Also it has been named "the safest big city in america" contrary to all of you oakland and sf mothafuckas who think otherwise. Also, traffic not bad for a big city and lots of parks so no smog around.

oakland/freemont person: Fuck it! This sucks Im moving to San Jose.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.

by caliplaya January 26, 2006

Jose Ayanca

Jose is the most amazing person I have ever met. He is my potato. I would be nothing without him. I want to be with him for a very long time. He is very quirky and cute. Being with Jose is better than anything I could ever dream about, every second I'm with him I feel like I'm floating. He will always be there for you when you need him and comfort you through everything. I could never live without being with Jose. He is very special and unique. Jose always knows how to make me smile and laugh. Never in my life have I felt like I wanted to be with someone so much. I promise my life and my love for Jose. Every day I learn something new about Jose and I am always reminded of how amazing he is. I have had so many amazing memories and moments with Jose. I hope I stay with Jose for a long time. He is the only person in the world I can imagine spending my life with. I love you, Jose

Jose Ayanca is the definition of perfect.

by 700@201 February 1, 2019

jose rosario

He gets every girl so if he's in your class, im sorry but you're outta luck cuz all the girls are focusing on him and not you. He'll fall in love with a Kianna but cheat on her with a Tanya. And he'll get Alexis a Riley.

You see Jose Rosario? He's so hot.

by TheTrueDefinitionist October 11, 2019

jose ocanas

illegal Mexican who eats tacos and fucks yo bitch #414 HOOOOEEEEE NIGGAZ

i'm Jose ocanas to these hoes .

by RICH CHIGGA BITCHH October 23, 2017

Maria Jose

is a sweet, tender, mysterious Latina girl, which you think you know but it is not like that, she always gets her way and has a trick under her sleeve, she is splendid and original, she does not let herself be guided by her personality, she tries leave trace with the physical and personal style, usually loves to paint, sing, or dance and is very good at it, has very good attributes, she clings very fast to a person coming to love in a very short time which many times this become a problem, always a good counselor and you can count on her no matter what.

Maria Jose, the new girl is very friendly and talented
I think Maria Jose can help me solve this problem

by thatcoolgirl51 February 26, 2018

Pull a Jose

When you have stuff to do, but you use a shitty excuse to bail out and pass your responsabilities to others.

- GUY: Dude, we have a lot of stuff to do
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??

- GUY: Fuck

by DubaiDude May 16, 2016

Jose Foley

One who is very passionate and loving. One who has a big cock. Sexy and will make you feel better no matter what.

I think of Jose Foley of being big.

by Hai1eybai1ey July 19, 2016