The 10th largest city in the US in terms of population. Also it has been named "the safest big city in america" contrary to all of you oakland and sf mothafuckas who think otherwise. Also, traffic not bad for a big city and lots of parks so no smog around.
oakland/freemont person: Fuck it! This sucks Im moving to San Jose.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.
by caliplaya January 26, 2006
When you have stuff to do, but you use a shitty excuse to bail out and pass your responsabilities to others.
- GUY: Dude, we have a lot of stuff to do
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??
- GUY: Fuck
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??
- GUY: Fuck
by DubaiDude May 06, 2016
He gets every girl so if he's in your class, im sorry but you're outta luck cuz all the girls are focusing on him and not you. He'll fall in love with a Kianna but cheat on her with a Tanya. And he'll get Alexis a Riley.
by TheTrueDefinitionist October 11, 2019
Jose Lopez is someone who sack rides the Cowboys all day. He thinks they are dem boyz but they ain’t
by Pmoneu November 24, 2021
A Nuyorican hood legend, Artist Street hustler and fashion icon with the fur coat known to make profit out of nothing, from Queensbridge projects and celebrated in Brooklyn.
Being defined
Aye ! You got to sport the Jose Castillo shades with that coogi b!
I’m about to Jose Castillo the whole game up & make this bread
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am Castillo baby, I’ll sell water to a well
Aye ! You got to sport the Jose Castillo shades with that coogi b!
I’m about to Jose Castillo the whole game up & make this bread
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am Castillo baby, I’ll sell water to a well
by RudeBoyRanks January 13, 2020
The best couple ever. If you ever see Jose and Alyssa DON'T EVER try to break them up. They are the most perfect couple and will always make you laugh. Alyssa is super insecure but Jose makes her feel better about herself. Jose is very depressed but once he meets Alyssa his life changes. A girl named Precious likes Jose. Alyssa is very jealous. Jose says he will never like Precious and that he loves Alyssa only. Don't mess with Alyssa and Jose. YOU WILL PAY!!!
Jose and Alyssa are Soulmates
by Shxdowxx October 15, 2022