Jordan

An incredibly funny guy, he will make you laugh all the time. He is very caring and sweet, but he is a gamer and sometimes that can be the priority. He such an amazing and cute person, you need a Jordan in your life.

Girl 1: Omg Jordan is so funny!
Girl 2: I know! He is also really nice as well.

by <3Jordan June 25, 2017

Jordan

A man sent from hell

person 1: oh hey! that’s jordan
person 2: i wouldnt mess with him, he’ll destroy your life

by 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 April 24, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a very nice boy who always makes you laugh. Most people would fall in love with A Jordan. He is cute and sweet and everyone's dream boyfriend. You fall in love with him when you get to know him.

I think I like Jordan

by helloihatemylife October 20, 2018

Jordan

A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.

Wow that guy sure is acting like a Jordan ok crack

by Farlayy July 19, 2019

Jordan

A tall, attractive guy typically with brown hair and hazel eyes. He is gifted in certain areas and most of the time he’s spending time on Skype with his 3 best friends including his hot gf.

Woah look at Jordan, he’s such a savage

by AldySkid November 17, 2017

Jordan

A general asshole with anger issues who always thinks he's right even when he isn't. Jordans are typically antisocial, dramatic and very loud.

Friend: Get the fuck away from me!
Me: Why are you being such a Jordan?

by Eggrollhol December 7, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a smart athletic girl. She doesn’t think positive thoughts bout herself when she is actually perfect. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. When she laughs, you can’t stop laughing with her. She is super nice and has lots of friends. And those few people who aren’t her friend, are missing out on a lot.

Tayler: OMG I would never be friends with Jordan.

Cali: You must just be Jealous of her, because I know that I am.

by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018