jizz buzz

The high you get swallowing a load of cum from someone who is stoned.

"Karen, what's wrong with you? Are you high?"
"I don't think so, unless I got a jizz buzz from Jeff's spunk."

by jizz-and-buz August 5, 2007

Jizz Jungle

Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.

I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Rum jizz

The grossest shot of all the shots. As the name implies, it's rum and jizz mixed.

"I made a bet with my friend that if either of us bangs our celeb crushes, the other person has to do a shot of rum jizz"

by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015

Jizz-knocker

a girl who likes to drink sperm

Brian's Girlfriend is a Jizz-knocker

by Matt098 June 16, 2008

Rollover Jizz

The accumiltion of Jizz from a long fap-free period.

Dude last jerk sesh, I had so much rollover jizz from my trip to tanzania, that I had to use a mop to clean up!

by Ralph Finkelstein August 17, 2011

Jizz Factory

A guy that has an endless supply of virile sperm,

OMG, That guy is clearly a total jizz factory..

Of course i can go again, I'm a jizz factory baby..

by JohnDanieleManchester December 18, 2013

Jizz Canvas

Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.

Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!

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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?

Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.

by Chip Lebowski August 17, 2011