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Jessica is the most dramatic person you'll ever meet, she will verbally abuse you and physically abuse you. Calling your mum, cancer and basically making your life a living hell. After meeting Jessica, you will start to contemplate your life and when you try and snitch on Jessica, she being the manipulate two faced cow she is, will twist the whole story on you. BTW she most likely has genital warts.
"I shagged Jessica last night, again."
Jessica by PRs201 July 3, 2017
Slutty hoe
acts tough like she could fight u but she’s a fucking dwarf and you could stap her like a chipotle burrito
Jessica: bitch call me short
Me: Jessdicka hows it down there
Jessica by Aybitches February 18, 2018
A girl with big boobies and a huge butt. She's very pale and has black hair. She enjoys odd music such as Marilyn Manson. She's an amazing singer, and usually doesn't have any style. She is obsessed with one thing and it's always on her mind.
Woah, she has huge boobs!

That must be a Jessica!`
Jessica by blarrow August 11, 2012
A Jerk. A Bully. This girl is a monster! One of the meanest people you will ever MEET!
Jessica the meanie
Jessica by SexyBeast3.14 July 8, 2017
A hideous troll who fucks up others lives for their own enjoyment, fucks her friends ex's, crashes your car, she is a cheater a thief and a liar. If you come across a Jessica, don't trust her, she was sent straight from Trumps ass.
Person 1: Yo, who dat ugly troll lookin' ass?
Person 2: Ah shit man, dat look like Jessica, she a total hoe don't trust it.
Jessica by DodgeCharger2012 February 14, 2017
a new breed of pigs that everyone likes
i just had jessica for dinner and it was yummy
jessica by manutd05 November 30, 2011