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jerkolosis

Non stop jerking off. Side effects of jerkolosis, is a sickness please don't laugh at people who have it. For those who have jerkolosis just can't stop jerking off. Know signs are intense male moaning, loud rubbing sounds, accommodated by vast amounts of sweat and redness.
John Hairy Dicc has just went to the hospital, showing signs of jerkolosis which includes smoking redness from genitals.
by Dr. Jackoff November 21, 2013
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Jeriod

A jeriod is when a dude blows his load into his female partner's vagina while on her period.
Dave: Hey so did you blow your load in Amanda when you guys banged it out last night?

Nate: Yea man, she was on her period though.

Dave: Hell yeah! I love a good jeriod!
by hairyballzzz July 14, 2014
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jarrod fart

Name given to Sneaky dork intern whom cleverly farts in his cubes immissions
God damn! I think I smell a Jarrod fart
by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017
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Jarrod Alan Houchin

Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.
Man Jarrod Alan Houchin is the only man for me
by Loyal defined December 12, 2017
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Jerkolantern

A pumpkin carved to look like Falem
Man last Halloween I carved me the best Jerkolantern your sklagj has ever seen, it was so good one of Falem’s kids spoke to it for like half an hour.
by sklagj November 1, 2018
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Jarrod

The Type of Guy you don’t look at twice he’s just another face in a crowd
“Who’s that”
oh that’s um”
“Jarrod I think
by The Kid you don’t know November 25, 2018
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jarrod

annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.
no one:
jarrod: i just love the taste of mango in my mouth
by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 4, 2019
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