Jellyfished

Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.

Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂

by Mad Definitions March 6, 2019

Catch jellyfish

To catch feelings.

Example: butterflys in my/your stomach

This man/ woman is amazing. I didn't even mean to catch jellyfish, but I cant get him/her off my mind.

by That girl xoxo August 19, 2019

Jellyfish

From jelly, verb, describing an action like posting or mentioning an action, event, or status, with that action's purpose to include, even accidentally, a reaction of jealousy from the audience.

Ex: "Charlie posted pictures of himself in Scotland. Homie be jellyfishing."
"My ex's sister said my ex just got engaged. Girl just trying to jellyfish me."

by The23LLTT May 30, 2017

Jellyfish

A jealous bitch.

Samantha: “You’re so skinny, I hate you bitch.” Amanda: “Don’t be a jellyfish!”

by Toledo burrito February 16, 2019

punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina

Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish

by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023

Jellyfishing

When you have to fish the used condom out of his asshole because it slipped off.

After we finished fucking, I had to go jellyfishing so we wouldn't lose the condom.

by Pornicus November 26, 2013

Sky Jellyfish

A plastic bag caught by the wind which glides through the air similarly to that of a jellyfish moving through the sea.

The sky jellyfish are plentiful on this blustery day.

by thevalcakes October 20, 2013