Wet Jeff

A Wet Jeff is when you are smoking a bong and cough or laugh into the bong thus causing water to come out the tube and get on your pants.

Austin: "*cough cough*
OMG, there is water all over my leg!"

Dylan: "You just "Wet Jeffed!""

Thomas: "The first ever Wet Jeff!!!!"

by thomas!!!! May 25, 2011

Unlucky Jeff

An unlucky Jeff has all quality’s of a normal Jeff, except not as handsome.

Girl1: hey is that Jeff?
Girl2: no he’s to ugly to be a Jeff. He’s an unlucky jeff
Girl1: but he’s so cool and funny! I would definently smash.

by I’m very cool November 16, 2018

jeffery

you fall in love with him and he falls in love with you too. then you both get over each other and remain best friends.

oh my god! jeffery is so cute!

by im_a_person_who_exists_989 December 9, 2019

jeff jarret

See Triple H but change the following:

"WWE" to "NWA TNA"
"Uses his wife" to "Uses his dad"
"Chris Jericho" to "A.J. Styles"
"Booker T" to "Ron Killings"
etc.

Double J = NWA TNA's version of Triple H

by Mister Ignorant June 30, 2004

jeffing it

to contribute nothing: useless; to be useless

i was jeffing it in the back when you needed some help

by incomingTRASH February 22, 2010

jeff gordon

(v.) to occupy two lanes while driving in the city so that a jerk driver can't pass you

this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.

by kaiser von fresh January 5, 2009

Tyrone Bubba Jefferson

An African American Male believed to be 286lbs. and 6'9" in height. He has been registered as a sex offender in Arlington, Va. with convictions for sexual indecency with animals and other convictions for sexual battery.

Oh no! Tyrone Bubba Jefferson just raped my dog!!

Some nigguh named Tyrone Bubba Jefferson just left me a message saying he was gonna rape my dog and light him on fire and then extinguish it with his sperm!

Hide your dog, Tyrone Bubba Jefferson is coming!!

by DogRape January 26, 2009