Jessica Valenti

Man hater, left wing man hater.

To Jessica Valenti: i.e to hate men.

Registered bigot.

Jessica Valenti has made assumption after assumption that when a woman accuses a man of anything, he must be bad, she must be truthful.

Without the need for evidence.

by Rogerdodgerer October 30, 2011

Jessica

A sassy, beautiful queen. Although cant listen very well, but kind

JESSICA LISTEN TO ME

by PriyahLinz March 19, 2018

Jessica

A awesome girl that is the most popular in the class and is smart, nice, awesome, and funny.

Hey, it's Jessica I wish I was in that crowd!

by Jello girl August 25, 2016

jessica alba

The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)

Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.

Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that

Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba

by Allan S December 28, 2005

Baby Jessica

1. a reference to "Baby Jessica" Mcclure, the Texas infant who fell down a well in Midland, Texas on October 14, 1987. This created a national shitstorm of attention as rescuers worked for 58 hours to release her.
2. A sexual act that involves placing one's testicles into another's asshole, to the point where they get stuck. Thus the oft used saying "I baby jessica'd her (him) last night"

Chris tried to put the "dog in the bathtub" last night, but he ended up Baby Jessica'ing her.

by J. Chris January 21, 2008

jessica simpson

Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..

Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR

by Lilliaa June 29, 2006

Jessica

Sometimes shy but extremely outgoing if given the chance. Laid back. Super cute personality with incredible, drop dead gorgeous looks. Unique.

"Wow, she's beautiful! Who is that?"

"Her? That's Jessica."

by TheKickAssChick January 18, 2017