Internet

A digital cesspool of anarchy where anything can happen. On paper, this sounds like a horrible perspective of the Internet. At the same time however, this means that you can be whoever you want, as long as you don't connect too much of your virtual life to your real life. Many people abuse this idea as I type this, and just as many are trying silence it as well. One thing's for sure though: the Internet is a beautiful, albeit dangerous realm of chaos.

Mr. Person: I need to go on the Internet to upload memes and stuff.

by TheGrayShadow January 4, 2019

The Internet

The magical substance the can allow a a user to view virtually everything humanly possible with a few key-strokes. We use to look at pictures of cats, pornography, get into arguments with strangers and advertising terrible products.

"You see this? This is on the INTERNET."

by Vex977 April 24, 2014

Internet

What you're using right now.

It's called the Internet.

by Shibot_246 October 2, 2020

Interneted

It could be in IRL but instead it should be ominous mysterious and have a digital representation.

Pay a few dollllars, have a good tiiime, maybe its free. NO. It was interneted.

by breakboy72 July 14, 2018

Interneting

The act of searching the internet with no clear goal, often times getting distracted and searching on random peoples facebook pages. Getting diverted to other sites when trying to focus on work or other important tasks that require the internet. Distraction due to the many entertainment outlets of the internet.

I was trying to post a simple update to facebook but I ended up interneting for over an hour.

by www.reputationTRAX.com July 24, 2013

Internet

Cancer.

Damnit. My porn on the beautiful internet caused cancer infected boils on my dick.

by bigcronk69 January 18, 2017

the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018