barrel buddy

Someone to tell your darkest secrets to.

Preferably platonic.

Jim: how do you know so much about her?

Tod: she's my barrel buddy

by Water wisp June 20, 2017

barrel cunt

Barrel cunt is a complimentary term for a well used, gaping vagina. Frequently associated with constant discharge and it may result in a lack of feeling during penatrative sex.

Mate, I gave your mum a barrel cunt last night.

by Dense Hedge May 31, 2018

barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.

As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.

by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017

Barrel Cleaning

The term Barrel Cleaning is used to describe the action in which you use one of your fingernails to scrape the inside of your asshole clean. Generally done before anal sex.

"Where is Ian?" John asked. Bill responded: "I think he went to the bathroom, he said he was Barrel Cleaning."

by Drakesens1 April 23, 2014

Barrel Shot

When a guy doesn't quite understand how to take a dick pic, so they take the photo facing straight down onto the member, making it look like the front of a gun.

"Ollie sent you nudes?!"
"Yes, he sent me a barrel shot last night and I didn't know whether to laugh or cry."

by didntask69 July 9, 2021

raining barrels

When the waves are firing and producing many barrels

I got shacked so hard, it was just raining barrels!

by grandpa raper March 6, 2011

The Cracker Barrel

Giving/recieving a blowjob at a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Michael : Hey, what did you and your girlfriend do during your anniversary?

Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel

Michael: That's it?

Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman

by Minekwaft December 5, 2019