oven twat

A fat woman's vagina. Fat women tend to have slightly hotter vaginas than skinny women, hence; a twat like an oven.

I know she's ugly, but I'll still fuck her. You know she's got an oven twat.

by eafoigrtw November 08, 2007

dutch ovens

To flatulate in ones blanket for the sake of warming themself up.

I was cold so I dutch ovened in my bed last night to warm it up.

by [e-mail] September 06, 2003

Brownie in the oven

When your fucking a girl in the ass and then switch to her pussy and then cum and she gets pregnant so she has a brownie in the oven instead of a bun in the oven.

Stan road sue's hershey high way and went ATP and she got pregnant so she has a brownie in the oven.

by Raptor26 May 30, 2009

filipino oven

Like a Dutch oven, but with solid feces. Usually involving taking a dump on the other person's chest.

I pulled the covers up last night with the intention of giving her a Dutch oven, but then I just shat everywhere. I didn't want to waste it, so I just gave her a full Filipino oven.

by hotmales55 March 17, 2015

Amsterdam Oven

(n.) Similar to the Dutch oven, but replace the fart with the action of smoking weed with friends/enemies under a blanket.

Sweet dude, I really enjoyed blazing up that pot of conversation the other day in your Amsterdam oven.

by Just2DudesLooking4GoodTime April 24, 2010

oven jockey

n.
-slang term for a house wife

"No disrespect to you wife, but I can't see how you got that oven jockey to uncross her honey sticks for you."

by D. Long March 21, 2007

Dutch Oven

A fart under a blanket (see dutch burner).

That dutch oven smells awful!

by defpoint June 09, 2009