Idiot tax

The price you pay for making a dumb or avoidable mistake

Me: Why are flowers so expensive on Valentine's?
You: Well, you didn't buy them BEFORE the Valentine's day rush, so you have to pay the idiot tax

by ___effe February 9, 2018

how to keep an idiot entertained

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

by Weasel May 11, 2004

Intelligent Idiot

Too smart for ones own good.

I tried to help a friend get a date. I set him up with a good looking single girl. he spent 2 hours correcting her grammar and explaining the origins of the word she was saying. needless to say, she got bored and left. He is an intelligent idiot.

by EAdams2006 December 30, 2011

IDGTS

Abbreviation for "I don't give two shits"

Girl 1: OMG one direction is so cool!
Boy 1: IDGTS!

by Meesta Derr August 19, 2012

Idioteque

a song from KID A that i am constantly getting stuck in my head. a very good song none the less

by id-E-O-tek May 14, 2003

Idgatdcf

A disrespectful term commonly used in South Central Virginia.

Literally, "I don't give a triple-dipped chocolate fuck."
This term is used to describe feelings of indifference, and/or lack of concern or compassion. Similar to Idgaf, however, a sugar-coating is implied.

Fashion Police: "Mohawks went out of style in 1995."
Rambunctious Youth: "Idgatdcf!!"

by cristinalacutie September 16, 2010

idiotneck

Founded South of Boston, the term refers to a pain in the neck squared. The idiotneck is the epitome of part-donkey, part-unscratchable itch that festers in our neurological systems and can usually only be removed with surgical procedures such as lobotomy or a blindfolded bris.

At the sleepover, he was acting like such an idiotneck that they were forced to power up the treadmill he was sleeping on and it splattered him all across the Night Rider pinball machine.

by Henry Warnimont July 16, 2008