felix: "i gOT tHiS eGg-"
chan: "oOH wHeRe diD yOu gEt yOuR eGg fRom-"
felix: "i dUnnO, iT cAmE ouTTA nOwHeRe-"
chan: "oOh *dRoPs eGg*"
felix: "yOu cRaCkEd iT- yALL hE cRaCkeD tHe eGG"
chan: "oOH wHeRe diD yOu gEt yOuR eGg fRom-"
felix: "i dUnnO, iT cAmE ouTTA nOwHeRe-"
chan: "oOh *dRoPs eGg*"
felix: "yOu cRaCkEd iT- yALL hE cRaCkeD tHe eGG"
by 🍡 June 22, 2021
Get the i got this egg mug.by Geoffrey Giraffe February 19, 2025
Get the I got mad verse. mug.A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.
Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
Get the What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?! mug.This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.
Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"
by JBays99 April 19, 2023
Get the I got you Bays mug.Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH
by Babyoppie April 3, 2019
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