clothes horse

A person who is passionate about new clothes. A big shopper and consequently, a big spender.

Suzy is a real clothes horse!

by Former Clothes Horse Husband May 5, 2006

feeding a horse

the act of sticking your hand down the pants of a woman who is extremely horny.

"I had that girl so turned on that by the time I stuck my hand down her pants, it felt like I was feeding a horse."

by ChapmasterFlex27 March 15, 2010

horse cock

A concrete vibrator

After we poured the slab, we had to consolidate the wet concrete with a horse cock.

by Lord Butterknife December 16, 2016

horses collar

Vagina. Also sim. to imply generous proportions

"She's got a fanny like a horses collar" (as opposed to a mouse's ear).

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Horse Hockey

An old-fashioned sounding way to say "bullshit."

That's a load of horse hockey!

by AlgernonFTW June 4, 2009

Hol Horse

A good JoJo guy, a good stand user, a good player to pick in JoJo HFTF if you want to win.

Emperor! Kill this Motherfucker! - Hol Horse

by abizarredictionary August 27, 2019

Pain Horse

When you hurt yourself & the pain is so intense that you hop and buck around like you’re riding an invisible animal.

Man he smashed his thumb and had to ride up on that pain horse!

by Westest Texan June 16, 2018