Gurgle Horn

Just like a skin flute. This is another name for a penis.

Your mom plays the gurgle horn.

by Matt Dailey November 2, 2008

horn faptic

The state of being single and horny to the Nth degree, where the only way not to fap is to restrain yourself.

Person 1 during No Nut November: HELP!! BRING HANDCUFFS! I do be gettin HORN FAPTIC!

Person 2: Be right over!

by Tf2_Kid November 8, 2022

Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.

She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Horned Bull

An obese, butchy lesbian that walks around the house wearing nothing but a strap on.

My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.

I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.

I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

horn flash

Like a hot flash but instead it’s that brief period of time that you are extremely horny.

Wife to husband -“ want to turn on a movie for the kids and meet me in the bedroom?”

Husband to wife- “are you having a horn flash?”

by Poppy$eed October 6, 2019

Pig Horn

To Pig Horn is the act of ramming the index and middle finger knuckle deep into each nostril with an upward motion, making the nose appear like a snout. This is most often done in a attempt to stop your partner snoring. Throughout history it has been used in different ways from street fighting, to wrestling and now to stop snoring.

If she doesn't stop snoring I'm gonna Pig Horn the bitch!

by Iglet the Fucktard August 23, 2019

Water Horns

Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.

I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.

That curry left me with the water horns.

I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020