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Alex Horne

A comedian and leader of a band. Also known as Little Alex Horne. Also, he wants a see-through toaster.
Alex Horne is jealous of Greg Davies’ see-through toaster, as he wants his own.
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Clown Horn

“Damn! That fart was like a clown Horn!!”
by Sharks Tooth August 20, 2020
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Water Horns

Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.
I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.

That curry left me with the water horns.

I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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vagina horn

The little piece of skin that's left hanging over your vagina hole after a episiotomy.
Please don't get my vagina horn stuck between your teeth.
by omg bitch May 17, 2017
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faggot horn

A female who naturally draws the attention of homosexual men as a result of her flamboyance and stylish flair. She's basically queen of the gays.
faggot horn: the queens flock to see her look when she enters the club.

faggot horn: "More blood, less glitter. Are you really wearing those shoes again?"
by Danielle Mnop August 20, 2013
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horn faptic

The state of being single and horny to the Nth degree, where the only way not to fap is to restrain yourself.
Person 1 during No Nut November: HELP!! BRING HANDCUFFS! I do be gettin HORN FAPTIC!

Person 2: Be right over!
by Tf2_Kid November 8, 2022
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Wazel horns

What one calls their friend in an annoying way repeatedly whilst intoxicated.
Dude! Shut the fuck up! Your shitfaced...WAZEL HORRNNNS!!! WAZEL HORNS!!!!!
by Waselhorns1980 May 24, 2023
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