horn faptic

The state of being single and horny to the Nth degree, where the only way not to fap is to restrain yourself.

Person 1 during No Nut November: HELP!! BRING HANDCUFFS! I do be gettin HORN FAPTIC!

Person 2: Be right over!

by Tf2_Kid November 8, 2022

horn flash

Like a hot flash but instead it’s that brief period of time that you are extremely horny.

Wife to husband -“ want to turn on a movie for the kids and meet me in the bedroom?”

Husband to wife- “are you having a horn flash?”

by Poppy$eed October 6, 2019

Alex Horne

A comedian and leader of a band. Also known as Little Alex Horne. Also, he wants a see-through toaster.

Alex Horne is jealous of Greg Davies’ see-through toaster, as he wants his own.

by harambe’s financial advisor June 25, 2020

Clown Horn

When you fart loud and high pitched.

“Damn! That fart was like a clown Horn!!”

by Sharks Tooth August 20, 2020

Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.

She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Water Horns

Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.

I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.

That curry left me with the water horns.

I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

vagina horn

The little piece of skin that's left hanging over your vagina hole after a episiotomy.

Please don't get my vagina horn stuck between your teeth.

by omg bitch May 17, 2017