hermit crab food

Food that's basically for hermit crabs.

I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Desk Hermit

Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.

Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!

by HappyDays2126 November 25, 2010

Jake Herwitz

A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.

Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"

by jakeandamirfan January 21, 2013

Pussy Hermit

A man who tries to fit his entire body inside a pussy and hide there for the rest of his life

Yo, I heard Noah is a pussy hermit

by Lightningmcqueef February 10, 2019

Kipp Heritage

It’s a cool school but it’s STRICT LIKE KIPP HERITAGE IS STRICT

at kipp heritage the a lot of shipping

Bryan Pham: Vincent look your gf

by Sir Eat A lot February 2, 2020

hispanic heritage month

Hispanic heritage month is september 15- october 15 the month to appreciate all hispanics

if you love hispanics send me $1 for Hispanic heritage month and if you don’t you’re racist asf 😝

by j4y_.dfwu September 17, 2023

sticky legged hermit crab

A sex position which two people crawl into a hermit crab shell and pour soda on their genitals together harmony.

Hey today after school wanna play the sticky legged hermit crab?

by Stickyleggedhermitcrab May 1, 2016