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hardass hawkins

1. A person, usually mid to young twenties, who thinks they are extremely tough and brute when in fact they are not.

2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.

3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"

4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front
" Hey, whos that hobo kid squatting of his tail gate taking a leak?'

"I bet you its one of those hardass hawkins'"

"Yea, more like a softass hawkins"
by Master Of Sketchiness November 24, 2011
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HaRdAsKnUcKlEsXd

A person who made a definition about a Fortnite Battlepass two years ago and got 72 likes and 6 dislikes.
John: "Have you seen the definition of Fortnite Battlepass on Urban dictionary, ?" "The guy who made it is called HaRdAsKnUcKlEsXd!"
Terry: "No, why is it so important?"
by 𝕸𝖆𝖊 March 15, 2022
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Hardache

2. A hard-on that is maintained for so long that it causes discomfort.
Heartless has a hella hardache because he cannot ever get with the ladies.
by Not Alamelie January 16, 2009
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hardass syndrome

a puny guy who works out a couple times and suddenly thinks he's a hardass, and thinks he can keep up with the big dogs, and that he's invincible. Synonyms - small dick complex, badass fever, wannabe Brian Cushing
Look's like that Steve kid has a serious case of hardass syndrome. He's only 120 pounds but thinks he's as strong as a linebacker because he lifts weights two times a week.
by ms0501 February 14, 2012
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hardass

Clint Eastwood is the greatest hardass of all time.
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Hardage

Hardage is a last a Scottish Irish last name meaning hard acre and relates back to farmers from the early 1900s and 1800s. They also ideally have the biggest dicks and are absolute mad lads will do any dare. It’s also a sick last name
Chad: “Yo Hardage jump off that house” Hardage person: “bet”
by Ahardage person March 25, 2021
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Sgt. Hardass

Noun: A masculine asshole, who deliberately acts like an asshole to be an asshole.

Verb: The act of being asshole
Noun:

A cop has a bad day and pulls you over, and acts like asshole to be an asshole; then gives you a ticket.

*Kids are playing with pool noodles in a Walmart*

Sgt. Hardass: "Are you going to buy those."
Kid #1: "*lies* Yes sir we are."
*Sgt. Hardass walks away*
Kid #2: *whispers* "Okay Sgt. Hardass."
Kid #3: *Yeah! I know!"

Verb:
He Sgt. Hardassed to the store one day.
by The Real Hardass June 17, 2013
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