hairy chequebook

Payment made with a sexual act or favours of the flesh. An alternative method of payment for goods or services, generally used when one is strapped for cash. Technically speaking this is prostitution.

Cabbie: That will be $21.20 thanks.
Punter: Oh fuck, I'm out of cash. Can I pay by the hairy chequebook?

by Natboy September 11, 2005

hairy

A situation that gets ambiguous or gray.

Did you get that tree diagram in finite mathematics?
No that problem was hairy!

by david faustino September 20, 2012

happy fag

A cigarette with a little bit of weed in

"Yo, check the grinder I wanna roll a happy fag"

by fairtrad3 September 10, 2016

Happy

The side effects of cocaine

I used the thing I got from that guy in back alley and I feel really happy

I took some coke and I feel happy

by Missilemanfucker202 April 8, 2017

Hairy Goat Balls

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.

Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.

by samyooell March 20, 2011

hairy undergrowth

When a female forgets or heaven forbids refuses to shave her pussy or ass crack and the pubes gain a foothold with terrifying results

Linda I don't want to upset you, but you should shave your hairy undergrowth, because I anit going down there till the lawn is mown,

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Happy Horse Shit

A phrase used in business that denotes activities that give the appearance of productivity but actually fail to accomplish meaningful outcomes or job duties.

Are you really accomplishing something or is this just happy horse shit to make you look busy? No one is falling for your game, so get with it.

by JuggaloRay September 24, 2015