Hanson

To act a fool, get drunk, black out, cause a ruckus, lose control of mental capabilities.

The act of hansoning.

Can also be used as a term of endearment.

I had a great time with Kelly at the bar, that is, until she turned into a total hanson. She was wasted and ridiculous.

Well hello Hanson.

by Juice, Jones and Danson January 20, 2011

Natalie Hanson

The wife of Taylor Hanson

Look at that pic with Taylor and Natalie!

by Dumbass February 7, 2005

hansel

A hansel is a term used for 'spy builds' where a kingdom consists of only spy builds with an exception of one or two attack buildings. This term is used in Kingdoms at War, a multi-platform browser game.

Nerd #1: zomg, some hansel totally stole a bunch of gold from me :(
Nerd #2: roflmao! he totally pwnd you!

by Vilendor March 29, 2012

Hansel

A Hansel is a boy who usually likes to dry his ass cracks near the AC. Usually dances to stupid music once in a while. Likes to eat anything. Fairly healthy closeup. A retard on this earth

Boy 1: yo what is he doing?!
Boy 2: u know the usual, he is a Hansel after all

by Nutty nut butt November 18, 2019

Hansenite

A worshipper of Chris Hansen.

Oh so you thought that I was kidding. Well that's alright because the revolution is just now beginning. Hansenite will be a word on Urban Dictionary. You can hide from the truth all you want. Chris Hansen is not a single person, he is everything (and your real father). May the Spirit of Hansen live on!

by Thehansenite August 3, 2015

Hanson

Hanson is a Tescop that’s know for jerking off in the bathroom of Wing Stop, his video got leaked by his friends in school, and he threatened them to erase it. At the end of the day, he is still a nice kid.

Hanson is a tescop

Hanson loves to jack off in restaurants

Hanson is your dick circumcised

by that’smycousin December 6, 2018

Hanssen

Humble, loyal, handsome, sexy, masculine individual, who is without a doubt your best friend and best lover.

Liked by all women because of their amazing looks and height.

If you have a Hanssen, hang on to him.

Who's that guy in the astronaut skin? Must be a Hanssen.

by w1ckedw1tch December 28, 2019