Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.
by Jack Clarizio October 30, 2007
Get the half joke mug.the state of being totally fucked, when a copious amounts of jack daniels or other whiskey such as jamesons has been consumed, said dan is belligerent, confrontational and completely serious even at a funny remark or action.
dans are normally very studious and likeable until the clock strikes half past dan
other stages of dan may be described as 10 past dan or the infamous quarter past dan when the first symptoms of intoxication are present such as a quick glare or on occasion extremely serious facial expression
at twenty past dan one may observe said dan to be in a "whiskey rager" state of mind and become progressively more serious as more whiskey is consumed as well as possible devil worship and utterances of parkway drive lyrics"
dans are normally very studious and likeable until the clock strikes half past dan
other stages of dan may be described as 10 past dan or the infamous quarter past dan when the first symptoms of intoxication are present such as a quick glare or on occasion extremely serious facial expression
at twenty past dan one may observe said dan to be in a "whiskey rager" state of mind and become progressively more serious as more whiskey is consumed as well as possible devil worship and utterances of parkway drive lyrics"
by the dean of deans January 19, 2012
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by Deryz47 January 8, 2020
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by yo its gabba gabba May 12, 2018
Get the hoe and a half mug.When you fuck up in front of drill sergeants, you move in the command of execution which is move enemy you're in the half right face you'll more than likely go into the front leaning rest position
*the whole platoon talking loud*
Drill sergeant: SHUT THE FUCK UP DELTA! You know what too easy, HALF RIGHT FACE!!! Front leaning rest position move!!
Drill sergeant: SHUT THE FUCK UP DELTA! You know what too easy, HALF RIGHT FACE!!! Front leaning rest position move!!
by Private.buddyfucker April 19, 2018
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by coconutcrazy375 September 30, 2016
Get the Hali'a mug.Hali she is one of the most beautiful girls she can see right through a lie mess with her you will regret it she's tougher then god himself and the devil combined she is most likely hanging around boys because she can't get along with girls for hali is most likely a tomboy your special and very lucky to have a hali in your life hurt her and she will knock you through a brick wall are worse be kind to this girl she's one of a kind she's also badass and more she can't get more perfect she's smart and if you say a dumb comment like what's 2÷5 she will probably say ask your mom oh wait she probably dont know etheir this girl is most likely to be into magic and posses it .
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