chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth

"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009

gristle whistle

The Exterior Sphincter, located at the posterior margin of the anus - your blow hole.

i don't know about ring sting but my gristle whistle exploded after that hot curry last night; at the sauna she let me tap her gristle whistle with my todger

by Tudor Inn May 28, 2011

Grishdish

To have sexual intercourse with a female.

Dou yo see that bitch? I would sure like to grishdish her.

by bhoy October 24, 2006

gristle

To steal something from a partner during a sexual encounter.

We were going hot and heavy until she tried to gristle me for my wallet while giving head!

by Dokusentia April 10, 2006

grisold

to bust some one up

lets grisold him tonight

by krub October 30, 2006

grisy

a hieously large ogre who is a back stabbing bitch and steqals her friends ex's. also known as "griselda" stay away from this beastly thing.

melissa: ZOMG gloria is such a grisy.
ashlee: i know right? effing whore!

by goreeegeous March 7, 2009

grismal

(1) When the skies are grey, and there's that annoying rain which feels like spittle on your face. You feel like a fool for having an umbrella up because it isn't helping.

(2) When a situation is really bumming you out.
Grim + dismal = grismal.

Guy 1: Put your umbrella away, dude, it won't help you. It's grismal out there.

Guy 2: Great. I'll need windshield wipers for my glasses.

by kittydoodle June 4, 2009