Gremlin Time

When one of the homies is on a different plane of existence, crawling around on the floor of the bar like a gremlin hunting for dollar bills and cocaine. Don’t feed this person after midnight or they will fuck your shit up.
“Hey Adam did you see where Shanelle went?”

“Ya bro she’s on gremlin time. I saw her bear crawling under the bar stools nipping at people’s toes for dollar bills and nose candy”
by Garbanzo November 21, 2022
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Great Gremlin Yeet

A Great Gremlin Yeet is when the smallest person in a group, either physically throws someone to the ground, usually in a parking lot. Can also be used to describe someone throwing another out of the friend group for being a douche.
"J gave Daniel the Great Gremlin Yeet today! She threw him to the ground in front of everyone!"
"J Great Gremlin Yeeted Ian for being a douche. He said he could remove all of her friends!"
by SargeV July 16, 2020
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House Gremlin

A stay at home in a healthy relationship with many sources of income, often kept in hoarded stashes. They love making food. And making things to trade for other things. They are like a house elf, except they have many socks already.
My partner is a house gremlin. They made bead and worked on some pottery today.
by Chrissynitenite February 26, 2024
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Lobby Gremlining

Lobby gremlining is where someone sits in a lobby on warzone waiting for friends to come online and then spams them with invites or joins their lobbies.
by Cl1805 February 19, 2021
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Witch-Gremlin

Is a cute adorable little monster that follows you around where you work to a stalking degree, often lightweight when drinking, has four eyes, easy to throw, better at charming people with her smile than with magic, retarded, and has chicken feet.
by Chester J. L'Carne September 21, 2021
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Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.
Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."
by Hey Jack August 17, 2014
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