by jernvds November 23, 2018
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The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.
by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018
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by Haha croquetita the jodiste April 5, 2019
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Girl 1: “woah she’s so pretty”
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by Bianca knows who April 21, 2019
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"That dude's come back for like 4 iced coffees, is he gonna be ok?"
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."
by emoapple December 8, 2019
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