gluteus portex

The red ring you get around your butt from sitting on the toilet too long

I sat on the toilet too long and now I have a gluteus portex.

by Cazon September 4, 2015

Glustony

When one is aroused by food or my involving food during sex.

The girl was filled with glustony when she realized a frozen hot dog could also work.

by DirtyRed July 17, 2016

glutenesia

The societal forgetfulness of how to use the gluteal muscles effectively, relying on compensatory measures with other muscles.

The reason most people have low back pain is because of glutenesia.

by Bens2367 March 9, 2017

Glutenize

To be unknowingly by gluten containing ingredients i.e. wheat , barley and oats.

I went to a new popular restaurant last night and was glutenized.

by LisaTheCeliac June 20, 2017

Gluteus Wagneus

The part of a females ass not concealed by the underwear causing it to be easily jiggled.

Her gluteus wagneus jiggled as she ran down the street.

by Quackery September 30, 2017

gluten baby

Happens when someone with Celiac Disease eats something they shouldn't. Describes the bloated feeling they have, as well as the distended belly.

"Oh, dammit. I just ate something with barley in it. Guess I'll have to deal with a gluten baby before too long"

by chrisssy226 December 15, 2017

gluten

Some protein stuff thats in certain food like wheat food, And some people cant eat it cause they gluten intolerant

Examples
person 1: oi is there gluten in this
person 2: No patricia this is an apple

by Teavas May 23, 2018